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Merry X-Mas!

wreath  Before this year, I never gave much thought to the mounting battle between evangelicals who want to “Keep the Christ in Christmas!”, and the zealous secularists who imagine themselves gallant slayers of superstition for promoting “X-mas”.

Prompted by this thoughtful post from unk, I’ve taken the time to analyze this issue.  And upon further thought, I’ve decided that the secularists can have their X-mas.  There never was any “Christ” in the secular activities that the evangelicals want so badly to “re-claim” for Christ, and it makes one shudder to think what would happen if the evangelicals got their way.

The issue is usually prompted something like this: some national discount store tells the employees to say, “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas”, so as to avoid offending Jews and atheists.  As a result, some Christian employees feel that their “clique” has been slighted, and complain to a sympathetic media outlet.  Soon, the battle is on.  The shopping mall is witness to defiant employees willing to sacrifice their jobs for the good of Christ’s clique, and shoppers defiantly saying “Merry Christmas” to demonstrate the collective power of the Christian clique – no doubt to make the store owners think twice before martyring one of Christ’s gangbangers.

Remember when Kathy Griffin won an Oscar, and refused to give credit to Jesus?  The evangelicals were outraged!  Because, you know, Jesus deserves all the credit for actors with plastic surgery who pretend to be other people and compete for little gold statues.  If Jesus cannot take credit for such an idolatrous orgy as winning an Oscar, Christianity is doomed!

In almost every case where an evangelical demands to “keep the Christ in Christmas”, he’s talking about activities that would in no way be endorsed by Christ or the early Christians.

By way of analogy, Imagine a popular strip club in Christchurch, New Zealand, named something like “Joey’s Vixens”.  The strip club advertises far and wide, and attracts many patrons over time.  The Christians in town have little complaint with this arrangement, and many are patrons, rubbing shoulders with Jews and atheists there. 

Eventually, the strip club owner has a spasm of conscience and becomes uncomfortable with advertising his sexy ladies alongside the name of our savior.  He changes his advertisements to say something like, “Joey’s XXX Vixens, the Hottest Treat in X-Church, New Zealand!”

Do the Christians in Christchurch now take offense, and mount a campaign to “Keep Christ in Joey’s Strip Club!”?  The idea is absurd.  But this is exactly what seems to be happening when evangelicals demand that Kathy Griffin or Wal-Mart pay homage to Christ.  This seems like pure idolatry.  Is the crass commercialism of the holidays rendered holy, simply because we call it “Christmas”?  Is the Oscar less idolatrous because we thank Jesus for it?

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And for a reminder of what Christmas should be about for Christians, check out remosntrans’ post.  I don’t see any references to “Christmas” in the Ben Johnson poem.  But if there are any, and the secularists attempt to scrub them out, I’ll gladly join arms to keep Christ in!

 

 

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The Chimney Sweeper

sweeper Today, the British government announced their intention to apologize for taking an estimated 150,000 poor British children from their fathers and mothers to ship them abroad.  The program, which ended just 40 years ago, was intended to reduce the burden of poor children on British society, and provide “sturdy white genetic stock” for the colonies.  In the first century or so, the program was administered by religious organizations! 

Imagine the churches today wresting children away from impoverished mothers and fathers, and sending them away to hard labor (and abuse) across the world – in the name of helping the children!

I’m reminded of William Blake’s poem about The Chimney Sweeper.  Excerpt from Songs of Innocence:

When my mother died I was very young,
And my father sold me while yet my tongue
Could scarcely cry ‘weep! ‘weep! ‘weep! ‘weep!
So your chimneys I sweep, and in soot I sleep.

And from Songs of Experience:

A little black thing among the snow:
Crying weep, weep, in notes of woe!
Where are thy father & mother? say?
They are both gone up to the church to pray.

Because I was happy upon the heath,
And smil’d among the winters snow:
They clothed me in the clothes of death,
And taught me to sing the notes of woe.

And because I am happy & dance & sing,
They think they have done me no injury:
And are gone to praise God & his Priest & King,
Who make up a heaven of our misery.

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Some will see this story as further evidence that Christianity preys on children.  Whether pederast Catholic priest or Calvinist British Puritan, these critics will say, a strong secular government is necessary to protect children from Christianity.  I mean, isn’t that what Blake’s final stanzas in Chimney Sweeper from Songs of Experience alluding to – hypocritical Christian parents sitting in the church while their child dies outside?

However, I don’t think that’s right.  This story, and Blake’s poem, reinforces the fact that life has always been pretty terrible for poor children.  And while some Christians societies have been hypocritical about their moral responsibility to “let not your children pass through the fires of Molok”, at least Christianity bore within it the seeds of recognizing this sin.

Anyone who thinks these days are behind us – that we are beyond this treatment of children –  is indulging in wishful thinking.  And anyone who thinks that eradication of Christian values will prevent these old practices from returning is even further deluded.  As our postmodern Western culture cuts the chain from the Christian values that have anchored us for centuries, we already see a slide back toward euthanasia, eugenics, and all the worst of the past.  Speaking up for the rights of widows and orphans, and more generally for the least among us, must always be a moral prerogative.

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An Ungrateful Freed Slave

From “Khutabat” by Sayyid Abul A’la Maududi:

The Quran says:

“Lo!  Allah hath bought from the believers their lives and their wealth in return for Paradise which will be theirs.” (9:3)

This is the attitude of the Master towards you.  And now look at your behavior.  You sell away a thing to others which was given to you by your Master and which He had also bought back from you against payment.  And this selling is done for a paltry compensation.  The buyers take work from your against the wishes of the Master and you serve them thinking that they are your sustainers.  You sell them your brains, your hands and your feet, the energy of your body and all that which these rebels of God want to buy.  Can there be a greater moral turpitude than this?  To sell a thing already sold out is a legal and moral crime.  Those guilty of such crimes are tried in the world’s courts for cheating and fraud.  Do you think that no suit will be filed against them in the court of God?

This passage reminds me of the book of Hosea.  But there is something missing from Maududi’s analysis.

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I still owe a review (or two, or three) of Scruton’s “Beauty”.  I ordered Scruton’s “Culture” on account of the genius of “Beauty”, and will review that as well.  “Khutabat” has some fascinating parallels to the fundamentalist/evangelical discussion, which I hope to review some time here.

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With Friends Like Calvinists, Who Needs Enemies?

It didn’t take me long after researching the question to conclude that I’ve always been Calvinist.  Calvinism and Arminianism both provide equally logical frameworks of description, and both are orthodox reform Christianity.  Neither explanation is flawless, but both are as good as can be expected.  I don’t expect humans to ever come up with anything better this side of heaven.  If forced to choose between the two explanations, I choose Calvinist, while flatly denying any possibility that God is the author of sin.  Although I agree that Arminians are saved, the core of the Arminian argument makes me uncomfortable.

On the other hand, I’ve become increasingly appalled at the behavior of “Calvinists” on the web.  It’s hard to believe that these people believe what they claim to believe.

In researching the history of the split, I found that Calvin and his supporters accused Arminius of siding with the Roman Catholics.  The fear was that Arminius’s interpretation would start a slippery slope to ecumenicalism and rapprochement with Rome, and it was this fear in part which led to Calvin taking such a hard position on predestination.  Ironically, it is this same mentality that underlies certain fundamentalists who want to elevate Young Earth Creationism to the status of “essential doctrine”.  These fundamentalists express dismay that conservative evangelicals have adopted most of the historical fundamentalist agenda, and the fundamentalists are terrified that ecumenicalism will triumph over militant separation – so they grasp at new doctrines to reinforce separation and defeat ecumenicalism.

Regardless of what threat Arminius posed to early Protestantism, I think it’s clear that modern Calvinist bloggers are out to discredit Protestantism.  In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised to find that many of these strident bloggers and comment trolls are bankrolled by some anti-Protestant conspiracy.  At a minimum, these borderline-autistic idiots discredit Calvinism, which contributes to the slippery slope of ecumenicalism and makes the universalists look downright reasonable.  That is no small feat.

(Of course, there are exceptions.  For example, Dan Phillips at TeamPyro has a series titled “communicating better”, which presents Calvinist ideas in a common-sense format that is not gratuitously offensive or autistic.  Contrast Dan’s irenic style with the relatively disgusting treatment of Calvinism from speakers at Piper’s upcoming “Desiring God” conference, and you’ll see why Phillips is the exception that proves the rule.)

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Young Earth Creationism as Litmus Test

Some Christians are convinced that modern geology and anthropology are terribly mistaken, and that the earth is, literally, only 6,000 years old.  These people call themselves “Young Earth Creationists”.  I’ve read through the entire Bible a few times, and don’t remember reading that verse, but these folks assure me it’s there.

Since I wasn’t there when the earth was created, and since I lack the discernment to perceive the “geology” section in my Bible, I don’t tend to argue about these things.  I also know people who claim that Neil Armstrong never set foot on the moon (it was all staged in Hollywood).  I think they are a bit silly, like the Young Earth Creationists.  But I wasn’t there when the moon landing happened, and neither were they, so I don’t waste my time arguing with them.

Strangely, though, there are some within Christian fundamentalism who want to use Young Earth Creationism as a litmus test.  If you do not profess belief in a certain geological age for the earth, you should be considered to be opposed to fundamental Christian truth, and subject to separation, secondary separation, and militantly opposed by all true Christian fundamentalists.

Since such a litmus test has never been used historically by Christianity, these people feel it necessary to justify themselves.  Why is a specific geological age for the earth a “fundamental” truth?  The answer is – get this – “Conceding that YEC may be wrong would irreparably erode Biblical authority.

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Do these people not see the implications of such a statement?  If you believe that the Bible has no authority except when science aligns with it completely, you are an atheist already!  By making God’s revealed word subordinate to a relatively inconsequential field of materialist science such as geology, these litmus testers make God’s word inconsequential.  As if the authority of God’s word derives from empirical testing of raw atoms – could professed atheists come up with a more sublime blasphemy?  What a staggering lack of faith, ironically masquerading as belief!

I suppose that we might one day find that they are right, and that the Bible was, indeed, a tome about geology.  In that case, the Young Earth Creationists will be kings of all geology: heirs to the matchless prize of power over dirt and rocks.  In the meantime, however, these contrived disagreements between Biblical eisegesis and modern carbon dating do not diminish the timeless lessons of the Bible one single bit.

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Anti-Islam Propaganda

[via oldadam] Baptist Press and Catholic News Agency are both reporting that the Egyptian government has arrested 155 people for publicly eating food during Ramadan.  The implication is that those crazy Islamic fundamentalists are persecuting secularists again.  The reaction in the Western media is very predictable:

Look at what happens when you let these crazy religious fanatics take over government!  Next thing you know, you’ll be in a concentration camp facing genocide!

However, the truth is precisely the opposite.  The arrests in Egypt were conducted by the secular government, and those arrested were members of the fundamentalist Islamic party who seek to influence the upcoming elections.  The secular Egyptian government has stated that they conducted these arrests to “simulate” what it would be like if the fundamentalists took over, to educate the people in advance of the elections.

Banna In other words, the pro-Western secular powers are religiously persecuting fundamentalist Muslims, and the Christians are opportunistically seizing upon this to claim that fundamentalist Muslims are bad.  This would be exactly the same as if the Obama administration were to arrest and imprison members of Westboro Baptist Church (the “God Hates Fags” guy), as a way of “simulating” what it would be like if the Baptists took over government.

As much as we disagree with fundamentalist Muslims, or with the Westboro Baptist Folks, this is not the way to combat them.  By seizing on lies and deceit, Christians cheapen and diminish themselves.  The idea that Christians would use these arrests to smear Islam is disgusting and reprehensible, and does not help Christianity.

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The arrests were conducted by the secular Mubarak government, against members of the world’s largest and oldest Islamist group, al-ikhwān al-muslimūn, or “The Muslim Brotherhood”.  To understand the significance of this, you need to understand a little bit of history.  Mubarak became president when Sadat was assassinated by Islamist extremists associated with the Muslim Brotherhood (in fact, the fatwah against Sadat was issued by none other than Omar Abdel-Rahman, who is currently in prison for the first World Trade Center bombing).  To say the least, Mubarak’s pro-Western, secular government is not a friend of the Muslim Brotherhood.

The antagonism between Egypt’s secular government and Muslim Brotherhood is not new.  The Muslim Brotherhood was founded in 1928, in Egypt, by an Islamic fundamentalist preacher named Hasan-al-Banna.  Al-Banna’s goal was to evict the colonial and secular powers who controlled Egypt at the time.  The Muslim Brotherhood has never held political power, and has been outlawed periodically and persecuted by secular authorities throughout its existence.  In 1948 (after the partition of Palestine), Egypt’s secular prime minister, Mahmoud Fahmi an-Nukrashi Pasha was assassinated by Muslim Brotherhood.  In retaliation, Hassan-al-Banna was assassinated by the secular forces shortly after.

Given this acrimonious history, it should be no surprise to find the secular Egyptian government taking action against the Muslim Brotherhood; especially before an election.  What should be a surprise, though, is that people parrot the accusations that “those mean Islamists are persecuting secularists in Egypt!”

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Siegel on Tarantino

monkey Quentin Tarantino and Jon Stewart fulfill a common role for today’s cultural “elites”.  Both pander to people’s desire to feel erudite, ironic, and “above” the childish sincerity of the past.  They (and their followers) want to be seen as smarter than everyone else, but when you push aside the curtain, they protest, “I only make fart noises for a living, what’s your excuse?”  Are they really that different from more “intellectual” critics like Jurgen Habermas?  I don’t think so.

Nevertheless, Lee Siegel’s takedown of Quentin Tarantino is quite surprising.  It is satisfying to see a secular critic finally speak the truth.  But one wonders if he realizes that he is shining light on a disease that is a lot bigger than Tarantino.  By insisting that criticism must involve more than Tarantino offers, he risks hamstringing the entire modern art criticism industry.  Does he not realize that Tarantino, Stewart, and Habermas are the absolute pinnacles of their respective fields of criticism, and that all other critics are pale emulators?

We get it, Mr. Siegel: Tarantino and Stewart are no different from Ham, heaping scorn on Noah’s naked flesh in hopes of gaining approval of his brothers.  But you’ve left us hanging.  Without encyclopedic regurgitation of meaningless, self-referential facts, and a desperate veneer of false superiority, HOW WILL WE CRITICIZE ART?

In reading Roger Scruton’s “Beauty”, I am struck by how little has changed since the first-century Christians settled in Rome house churches.  On the one hand, the devout easily fall prey to smarmy kitsch, and tend to lack depth.  This sheltered simple-mindedness can be embarrassing when not coupled with humility.  On the other hand, the secular elites start with pride and take some decidedly twisted turns that lurch toward degradation.

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William Law: A Serious Call

Flipping through “Collected Letters of C.S. Lewis” last night reminded me that I am long overdue for a promised book review.  In his letter to Mary Willis Shelburne dated June 6, 1955, Lewis says:

“About prides, superiorities, and affronts there is no book better than Law’s Serious Call to a Devout and Holy Life where you’ll find us all pinned like butterflies on cards – the cards being little stories of typical characters in the most sober, astringent 18th century prose.”

He’s talking about this book (free online), which I read at the suggestion of Dissidens at Remonstrans.  I chuckled at Lewis’s use of the phrase “sober, astringent 18th century prose”, since it’s so true.

In his letter, Lewis speaks of the book as if it’s a sort of encyclopedia of human character flaws.  But this is not William Law’s purpose in writing the book, and Lewis’s own books contain much better insights about human nature, better written.  What Law sets out to do, and accomplishes powerfully, is to shake the foundation of nearly anyone who considers himself to be a “good Christian”.

cross Law methodically, ploddingly, dismantles every excuse proffered by Christians of his time.  Maybe you think that you’re a pretty good Christian, because you don’t look at porn or steal from widows.  Do you tithe 15% of your income?  Jesus asked for all of your money.  Do you spend even 10% of your free time on idle gossip?  There is no room for that in the Christian life.  Do you appreciate comfort and luxury?  What room for that is there in the gospel?  Law is very, very thorough in supporting his statements with scripture.

To be honest, I found nothing that Law said to be surprising or objectionable.  Scriptures are quite clear, and I’ve never understood people who preach “prosperity theology”, “easy-believism”, and the like.  Likewise, it’s surprising to me that Law’s book would change a person’s opinions on these matters.  If a person can read the clear words of Christ and the Apostles, yet still cling to the idea that worldly attachments are compatible with Christianity, said person is obviously skilled at self-deception.  Do we really think that “sober, astringent 18th century prose” will persuade such a person?  Perhaps.

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I was not surprised to learn that Law was an admirer of the Christian mystics.  If not for the “sober” prose, I might have thought that I was reading something by one of the great mystic saints such as Theresa of Avila or Bernard of Clairvaux.  In fact, while I could imagine many protestants reading the book and taking serious issue, it seemed to me that the sentiments expressed by Law would be more readily accepted by modern Catholics.  Law essentially describes the ideal of a Mother Theresa or similar figure.

To describe authentic Christianity in a convincing manner, vivid examples like Mother Theresa’s (or better yet, Christ or the Apostles) are far more profitable than rhetorical prose.  There is at least a dollop of mother-wit in the old saying that “Christianity is caught, not taught”.  Undoubtedly, this is why Law liberally supplements his prose with stories of fictional characters who illustrate his points.  But Law’s characters lack any sort of sympathetic depth, and are obviously contrived for rhetorical purposes.  At times, it feels like reading a cross between Cicero and John Owens.

Having said that, the book is powerful and important.  Most Protestant voices who are calling for a “Devout and Holy Life” tend to focus on personal responsibility, which flirts with “blame the weak” and neglects the aspects of service to the needy.  And the voices who point out the hypocrisy in traditional Protestant attitudes, tend to be pushing decidedly heretical agendas (see Andrew Sung Park or Sara Miles).  So it is nice to have an authoritative and orthodox Protestant voice making the case so strongly.

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Christianity Is Not a Greek Philosophy

ideas A friend is currently reading Peter Watson’s Ideas: A History of Thought and Invention, from Fire to Freud, a book which promises to make you erudite about all of human religion, philosophy, and various “-isms”.

The book plays to people’s vanities.  When humanity as a whole has arrived at no consensus about the validity of Torah, Vedas, or Marxism, it’s more than a little presumptuous to think that one can arrive at an objective appraisal of these systems by reading a little book.  But this is exactly what the readers of this book claim to have achieved.

I flipped through the book and read a number of random passages, and the author certainly strives to appear unbiased.  But the book is filled with speculation, half-truths, and even outright lies.  One particularly startling passage was when the author solemnly reported that “Christianity arose from the Greek system of philosophy known as Gnosticism”.

I thought that people stopped making this absurd claim.  Having read several books on the topic, it is clear that there is absolutely no support for this lie (rather, Gnosticism was a perversion of Christianity).  And most people have stopped parroting it.  Such casual repetition of untruth damages Watson’s credibility; although he makes the same sort of errors in talking about the Vedas and Quran.

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Even if we dispense with the claims about “Gnosticism”, there is a more subtle form of this error alive today.  I recently came across this quote on a Christian web site, which many people would take for common sense:

“Christianity began as a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. When it went to Athens, it became a philosophy. When it went to Rome, it became an organization. When it went to Europe, it became a culture. When it came to America, it became a business.”

But this isn’t common sense; it’s simpleton’s thinking.  It presupposes that all cultural advancement is an evolution or “progression” forward; from backwards, ignorant thinking to more enlightened thinking.  Anyone with a modest IQ can look at the history or Greek philosophy, and see that it was Greek philosophy that was influenced dramatically by Judaism in the form of Christianity, rather than the opposite.  And why not?

The truth is, all of these things were deeply diseased when Christ arrived.  The nature of our personal relationships, our philosophies, our political organizations, and our business practices were hopelessly corrupted. 

The quote implies that Christianity drew sustenance from, was built upon, and adapted to, these human institutions.  Nothing could be further from the truth.  These human institutions were built imperfectly upon the foundation set by Christ before time began, and by the time Christ arrived, they were hopelessly corrupt and diseased.  Christ reformed and healed them, and breathed new life into them in the form of Christianity.  And this isn’t just theology: it’s plain facts for anyone who cares to actually look at the history.

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Love So Deep, It’s Six Feet Under

ParadiseLost Milton’s “Paradise Lost” begins the scene of the fall with an image of Satan standing at the sidelines and looking jealously at God’s new creations, Adam and Eve.  Satan is incensed at the love that God shows these creatures, and moreso, the love they have for each other, as they are “emparadised in one another’s arms”.

Milton uses the word “emparadised” to imply that the embrace of the two lovers is paradise; the culmination of the creation story.  Unfortunately, this wording plays into the romantic notion of human love being heavenly.  Anyone who misinterprets Milton and the creation story to say that “Romantic love is next to Godliness”, is making a terrible mistake.

In fact, the fall was precipitated, in part, by Adam and Eve focusing too much on one another and not enough on God.  It’s a telling slip that romantic people talk about “falling” in love.  When we see nothing but romantic love, we are fallen indeed.

I don’t have proof, but I am convinced that Edgar Allen Poe was thinking of Milton, and our fallen tendency to glorify romantic love, when he penned "Annabel Lee’.  Poe’s poem parallels Milton’s, with an angel becoming jealous of the humans’ love, and seeking to punish them.  Instead of separating the lovers from God, however, Poe’s angel separates the lovers from one another by killing Annabel Lee.  Defiantly, Poe’s narrator asserts a love that transcends the grave, and places himself directly in the grave with the dead Annabel:

And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side
Of my darling- my darling- my life and my bride,
In the sepulchre there by the sea,
In her tomb by the sounding sea.

Yes, they sure “fell” in love.  They fell so deep, they are both in the grave.  Poe’s poem is often cited as a glorification of the power of romantic love to reach beyond the grave, but it’s pretty obvious that it’s anything but.  It is a stark picture of what happens when we go too far with the idea of “emparadised in one another’s arms”.

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