Before this year, I never gave much thought to the mounting battle between evangelicals who want to “Keep the Christ in Christmas!”, and the zealous secularists who imagine themselves gallant slayers of superstition for promoting “X-mas”.
Prompted by this thoughtful post from unk, I’ve taken the time to analyze this issue. And upon further thought, I’ve decided that the secularists can have their X-mas. There never was any “Christ” in the secular activities that the evangelicals want so badly to “re-claim” for Christ, and it makes one shudder to think what would happen if the evangelicals got their way.
The issue is usually prompted something like this: some national discount store tells the employees to say, “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas”, so as to avoid offending Jews and atheists. As a result, some Christian employees feel that their “clique” has been slighted, and complain to a sympathetic media outlet. Soon, the battle is on. The shopping mall is witness to defiant employees willing to sacrifice their jobs for the good of Christ’s clique, and shoppers defiantly saying “Merry Christmas” to demonstrate the collective power of the Christian clique – no doubt to make the store owners think twice before martyring one of Christ’s gangbangers.
Remember when Kathy Griffin won an Oscar, and refused to give credit to Jesus? The evangelicals were outraged! Because, you know, Jesus deserves all the credit for actors with plastic surgery who pretend to be other people and compete for little gold statues. If Jesus cannot take credit for such an idolatrous orgy as winning an Oscar, Christianity is doomed!
In almost every case where an evangelical demands to “keep the Christ in Christmas”, he’s talking about activities that would in no way be endorsed by Christ or the early Christians.
By way of analogy, Imagine a popular strip club in Christchurch, New Zealand, named something like “Joey’s Vixens”. The strip club advertises far and wide, and attracts many patrons over time. The Christians in town have little complaint with this arrangement, and many are patrons, rubbing shoulders with Jews and atheists there.
Eventually, the strip club owner has a spasm of conscience and becomes uncomfortable with advertising his sexy ladies alongside the name of our savior. He changes his advertisements to say something like, “Joey’s XXX Vixens, the Hottest Treat in X-Church, New Zealand!”
Do the Christians in Christchurch now take offense, and mount a campaign to “Keep Christ in Joey’s Strip Club!”? The idea is absurd. But this is exactly what seems to be happening when evangelicals demand that Kathy Griffin or Wal-Mart pay homage to Christ. This seems like pure idolatry. Is the crass commercialism of the holidays rendered holy, simply because we call it “Christmas”? Is the Oscar less idolatrous because we thank Jesus for it?
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And for a reminder of what Christmas should be about for Christians, check out remosntrans’ post. I don’t see any references to “Christmas” in the Ben Johnson poem. But if there are any, and the secularists attempt to scrub them out, I’ll gladly join arms to keep Christ in!